She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
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