She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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