Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
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Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
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Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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