I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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