Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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