my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
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