It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
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