Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
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I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
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then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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