it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
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dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
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And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Gay?
German.
Pity.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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