Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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