all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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