I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Someone shattered a urinal.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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