yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
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I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
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What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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