When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
whose ass print is on the piano?
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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