Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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