How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
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