whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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