So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
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Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
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Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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