just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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