There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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