I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
so that wasnt chicken after all
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
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just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
Michael Bay diarrhea
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
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i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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