so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
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when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
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He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I have tasted many bathrooms
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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