STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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