Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
But theres a keg here and me gusta
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
