google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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