Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
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Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
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It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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