this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
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It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
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I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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