we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
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Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
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Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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