Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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