She announced her abortion via fbk
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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