No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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