Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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