he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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