i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
it was like eating out sand paper
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
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just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
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I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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