There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
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apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
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Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
40s are totally the cure
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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