is your mom at the bar?
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
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I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
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It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
and eventually we just all took our pants off
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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