so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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