I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
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Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
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Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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