just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
My liver just had a heart attack.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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