I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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