I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
false alarm. still invincible.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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