your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
where am i from again
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
Randomize
