So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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