Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
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can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
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Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
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