the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
You did what with his pubic hair?
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