fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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