I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
im six kinds of drunk right now
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
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It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
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I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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