Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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