you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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