Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
My dick has a subreddit
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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