hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
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Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
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He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
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