I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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