They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
God I need to hump something, right now.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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